Monthly Archives: October 2005

Damn, I can’t get to the lawnmower, so…

“I won’t cum in your mouth.” My sore jaw twitches still an athlete’s struggle against defeat, expert spewing a syntax spell, verbal tennis poetry. The judge shouts a gruff treat, “Match Point!” Two weary players, raquets wavering, too weak to … Continue reading

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The Downfall of Man, Eve v.2.0

Red faced, red back, red neck…all symptoms of a day at the beach. After flailing around in the less than thrilling surf and absorbing more than an eyeful of a radiant, tattooed goddess an a black thong bikini, making it … Continue reading

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The Trail Followed

“Following a Trail of Breadcrumbs” started out as nothing more than a seed of inspiration from The Orb’s remix of “Music for a Sound Harmonium” by the Penguin Cafe Orchestra. The level of synth orchestration in the track would just … Continue reading

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Got time for some confrontation?!

There was a time when women respected men in all their hairy, sweaty machismo without feeling the need to hide the fact that they loved everything about the male aspect and character from their friends. I am suspicious that to … Continue reading

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the crack of dawn

one of these days i’m going to be on some sort of a “normal” schedule. you know where you go to bed when most people do, and get up at an hour people comment is when they get up. instead … Continue reading

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