strings

• chokingsun brands darth guivadar
• ‘64 harmony “custom-built” classical guitar
• prudencio saez model 8 classical guitar
• ibanez sr505fl 5 string fretless bass w/ roland gk2b pickup and v-bass
• de’armond starfire lh guitar
• hot-rod ‘07 fender fsr strat
• gretsch lh electromatic bass
• rebel yell acoustic guitar
• chokingsun brands prepared electric fiddle
• chokingsun brands prepared electric ‘cello
• casio pg-380 synth guitar
• ebow plus

winds/etc

• ‘58 reynolds emperor cornet
• akg c3000 large diaphragm condensor mic
• akg c1000 medium diaphragm condensor mic
• 2 x electro-voice co9 dynamic mic
• electro-voice co4 dynamic mic
• audio technica atm35 condensor mic
• sano model 18 zon-rio accordian
• clay mexican hand-made ocharina
• disassembled singing and dancing snowman decoration

synths

• roland jp8000
• emu proteus keys 6
• emu mo’phatt
• emu turbo phatt
• emu extreme lead 1
• alesis qsr
• nord rack
• big briar etherwave theremin

drums/samplers

• emu procussion
• akai s6000
• alesis dm5 electronic drumkit
• wu han 20″ gong
• peavey radialpro 751 5 piece drumkit

cpu/interfaces/software

• 2 x motu midi express xt
• motu 828 mk2
• g4 500 dp (gigabit) w/ 1.5gb of ram
• ibm t20 stinkpad…. er…. thinkpad
• 2.7GHz hp pavilion slimline w/ 4gb of ram
• dell inspiron 600m w/ ??? ram
• cubase 5
• live 5
• audacity
• soundedit 16
• rane ssl serato scratch live
• zoom h2 handy recorder
• tascam dr1

controllers

• m-audio oxygen 8
• akai mpd16
• alesis controlpad
• behringer bcf2000
• 2 x numark ttx turntables

mixers/splitters/patchbays

• 2 x behringer mx3282a
• studiomaster 24
• 2 x behringer rx1602
• behringer mx882
• behringer ha8000
• behringer ha4700
• behringer djx700
• 2 x tascam pb-32p
• 2 x behringer px2000
• hosa phb-184

signal processors

• bbe 882i
• 2 x behringer deq2496
• dbx 1066xl
• dbx 266xl
• 5 x alesis 3630
• 2 x behringer mdx4600
• akai hv01 decabuddy
• 3 x alesis quadraverb 2
• alesis quadraverb plus
• alesis quadraverb gt
• behringer dsp2024p virtualizer pro
• 2 x lexicon mpx1
• 4 x line 6 pod xt live
• line 6 pod x3 live
• alesis airfx
• 2 x behringer denoiser (mildly amusing, considering some folks would label us as a noise band)
• electrix filter factory
• electrix mo-fx
• roland vp-70 voice processor
• boss sx-700
• boss vt1 voice transformer

monitors

• 2 x event aps8s
• 1 x krk rokit10 sub

firearms

• glock model 21 .45 cal. large frame semi-automatic pistol w/ mech-tech systems collapsible stock carbine conversion unit and hakko panorama electro dot mr-02 sight (5 x 15 round high capacity magazines, glock gtl-21 tactical light/laser)
• glock model 21 .45 cal large frame semi-automatic pistol w/ tach ltd g1s rail sight mount and hakko panorama mk-III blue ring bed-3 mr-02 sight (glock gtl-21 tactical light/laser)
• glock model 36 .45 cal. slimline sub-compact semi-automatic pistol (4 x 7 round capacity magazines)
• “survivalist” quantities of glaser pow’rball 45 auto+p 165 gr and spear gold dot 45 auto+p 200 gr ammunition

photos of it all and the on going debauchery had with it can be found here.

(ed. note: this is what happens when one member works in a used musical instruments retail store… support your local independent gear shops… F**k the “Big Box” corporate monsters!)